Euphemistically denominated "Iraqi insurgents" like Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi have as their main goal driving coalition forces out of Iraq, right? According to what Russian President Putin hears, it's a little more personal than that: What they really want to drive President Bush out of office.

In other news, Michael Moore -- the euphemistically denominated "filmmaker" -- has much the same goal. (Yeah, low blow, we know. But some temptations are difficult to resist...)