So to recap, President Bush should be resoundingly reelected because:

• Of his far-seeing Terror War strategy (We're sorry it's not more popular but that's simply due to a lack of imagination in a shallow generation; the "Greatest Generation" would have gotten it.)

• His economic strategy, which has reinvigorated the economy despite the triple-whammy of a rececession, the dot-com bust, and 9/11.

• Guys like Michael Moore and George Soros feel compelled to attack him with glitzy paranoid falsehoods. That should tell you something.
  

Senator Kerry should not be elected President because:

• Despite his good intentions, he is a conventional-thinking, paper-shuffling, bureaucratic, incrementalist in a time when we need vision and boldness to stand against the barbarians at the gates.

• His economic strategy is based on discrimination against the wealthy, who already pay 80% of the taxes.

• He has ruined the appeal of Bruce Springsteen to the working man forever.