Pope and future Saint John Paul II has been laid to rest under Saint Peter's in Rome, not in Poland as some had speculated -- though his will, released yesterday, indicates he contemplated it for awhile.

Some have a rather jaundiced view of him, it seems, mainly because the Pope held that God invented your sex life and has something to say about.

As we all know, sex was declared the holiest and most sacrosanct area of life in 1968 by Saint Infantus Boomerus, and suggesting that there are any restrictions upon it is generally recognized as the unpardonable sin.